People and Their Bonds

It's not like it has been a recent observation, but it is becoming increasingly apparent that people, if not actively trying to obstruct the mobility of others, are subconsciously drawn to do so. That was a complicated sentence, so let me clarify. Everywhere I go there are people. In the way. Whether I'm trying to traverse a hallway, exit a room, or dance down the stairs, there are people. These are not moving people, ready to get to their destination. These are not moseying people, enjoying the environment and taking their time. These are stationary obnoxious people, unaware of the needs and wants of others.

Alright. That's the ranting. My point is not to hate the people, rather, perhaps, the science that causes them to do so.

I propose that there are bonds and attractions that cause humans, whether as individuals or groups, to stop their movement in inconvenient places. Based on my observations, and backed by countless documented experimentation, I have found that much like the molecular bonds we learn of in science class there are distinct and supernatural bonds that are activated in key areas of a building between individuals, causing people to stop their movement.


First, the locations. There is a direct correlation between the most efficient places to completely prevent the flow of moving people and the place where immobile people are stopped. These places are:
1. In doorways
2. In the middle of tight hallways
3. In the middle of stairs
4. A combination of the above

Second, the methodology. As I have previously mentioned, this strange bonding of people to the ground can occur with individuals or as groups. The most common scenario being the multiple people. It occurs even more frequently between people who are either see each other very often (like a couple) or between long lost friends. These are the strongest of bonds, resulting in a stationary state for times in excess of five minutes.

There are isolated case however, that have shown a single person to cease movement and bind himself to the floor. Often, he or she will not decelerate, but will instantly come to a halt. To this day science has been unable to explain why this occurs.

Clearly these people are attracted to the floor and these inconvenient places by some natural and invisible force. I'm sure that it's tied to the laws of sociology, psychology, and obnoxicology. As my research continues I will be sure to keep you posted. Also, if you have any personal insight, do share.

Exciting News = My New "Album" is Out!

So that's what the cover album looks like.


So basically, my "release" of this album (new vision) is basically just me being done with it. It's off my hands now. If you've listened to Starfruit or Exploration then congratulations, you are one of a whole four people. Oh, also, you know two of the songs on my album.

Anyways, if you're reading this, again, if you're one of those four, then you probably know me and I'll just give you the songs (and then hit you up for money.) In the extremely unlikely chance that I do not have the ability to get into physical contact with you, and you actually want the songs on this album, then I'll send them to you via the internets.

The songs from the album are in the sidebar now.

Oh, and what do you think of the album art?

Random Thoughts

Okay, so I was walking along today and thought of how I was spending my time. As it turns out, I was coming back after attempting to do some service, but was sent away, due to my clothing choice (or lack thereof (I'm just kidding.)) Anyways, so I got to thinking about how I spend my time and how one way of spending my time may be better than another, and why. In this case, I decided to use money gain as the determining value. This of course hardly covers much of the worthiness of one's time, but give me a break.

Anyways, so I was thinking that when you spend your time sitting around and doing nothing, you are not profiting. This would cover doing service, or socially beneficial things of the sort that do not have any actual measurable gain, which is a shortcoming of the graph.

If you happen to not be doing anything with your time but gaining money for doing nothing, then congratulations, everyone hates you. This situation would render a person rich for nothing, the wish that every person still hopelessly binds to.

If, perhaps, you find yourself putting forth your time towards earning money, and succeeding, then you have put yourself in a valiant position. You are the working force.

Rankings?
I would put service, even though it profits the person nothing but uses their time, at number one best use of time (because I'm a sucker for the sentimental things.) Next goes the infinitely efficient money for nothing, followed closely by working for money. Putting forth time and effort and receiving no reward is like seventh or something, because it is an uber waste of time.

So, this post made little sense, and if it did make sense, then it probably wasn't very worthwhile sense, meaning you've just earned yourself a spot in the seventh place of my ranking system for wasting your time and gaining yourself zero profit. I, on the other hand, have been practicing my writing and persuasion skills, I win a spot at number three. Booyah.

Exciting news is coming soon, so look out.